Awkward Introduction

First impressions are everything. However, we don’t always make the best impression when it comes to meeting someone new. But if you’re as socially awkward as I am, you dread every opportunity for social interaction because you’re convinced you’ll mess it up somehow. How simple would it be if we just went straight to the point?

Imagine instead of the typical “hey” or “how are you doing,” you’re given a monologue that goes…